I've recently become an official crew member of a westerly wind weathered vessel full of decorative draughtsmen who're collectively known as..
..THE DEAD SEA MOB..
In the coming months we'll be hitting up the high seas of visual banality with a series of art shows and live painting events that'll see my humble scribblings teaming up with the dazzling doodles of the other main mob members and an array of guest artists in each and every port.
The rag-tag bunch of pen pushing sea dogs who're anchored in as the four main elements of the mob are..
There'll be twitterings for your perusal HERE
..and web shizzle poppin' off HERE.
Lock your wigs on tight.